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Joke of the Day
"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"
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"Sad news about the Michelin Man.. He's retyred.."
"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"
"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."
"Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, ""Geez, it's hot in here isn't it?""And the other one says, ""Aaaaaah! A talking sausage!"""
"What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? -rate!!!"
"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"
"I just watched a show about burritos spinning in a circle because my television's broken and my microwave's not."
"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."