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Joke of the Day
"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"
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"Freedom of speech only means you can't be jailed for it. You still have to be accountable for what comes out of your stupid, bigoted face."
"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."
"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...J.K. Rowling"
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"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"
"Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it."
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