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Joke of the Day
"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
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"hey, a mime! *mime starts having heart attack* hes pretending to die lol *mime collapses* *hours later still watching his body* wow hes good"
"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."
"leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles"
"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."
"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"
"Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches? Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!"
"Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.!"
"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"