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Joke of the Day

"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"9: I'm going to live with you guys forever me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again"

"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)"

"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"

"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given."

"What do you do when you see an Indian limping? Stop laughing and reload. (Sorry)"

"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"

"The average American male... has a 5"" penis but says it's 7"". Anyways, close enough....or a perfect 5/7 story?"