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Joke of the Day
"What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock."
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"Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club? Black lights matter."
"16 sodium atoms walks into a bar.... followed by Batman."
"Two Goldfish are in a tank and one says to the other, you drive, I'll fire the gun"
"""So what do you do?"" I'm a wordsmith ""A what?"" A writer. I deal with words. How about you? ""Oh I'm a uh... weedsmith"""
"Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" replies Dolly. ""It's true, no bull!"""
"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"
"U just HAD to be polite & hold the elevator for me. I could have had a nice, quiet ride alone. Instead, I had to be polite & talk about fall"
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."
"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."