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Joke of the Day
"What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock."
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"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"
"How to be a white girl: 1.) Get a frappuccino from Starbucks 2.) take a picture drinking it 3.) Instagram it 4.) hash tag 'summerrrrrrrrr'"
"On a scale of 1 to 100, how mature do you think you are? 69"
"Difference Between a Midget and STD? Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt"
"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"
"""Hello, 911"" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad ""Is it Goofy or Pluto?"" I don't see how- ""Goofy or Pluto?"" Pluto ""Call a vet"" *hangs up*"
"There are so many news articles about gametes nowadays... I guess that goes to prove that sex cells."
"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"
"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."