162205
Joke of the Day
"Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club? Black lights matter."
Next Joke
"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"What do you call a Mexican with no car? Joaquin"
"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"
"1) Bake cake. 2) Don't cut it into pieces. 3) Eat the whole thing. 4) Claim I ate ""only one piece of cake."""
"We should legalize heroin just for the commercials alone"
"My jokes are pretty deep Cos they are mine"
"Nothing makes me second-guess my language like a little voice chirping, ""Mommy, I found your freaking measuring spoons."""
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you."