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Joke of the Day
"No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font."
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"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."
"When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination"
"Ladies; When a guy says he ""just wants to be friends"" he means with your v@gina."
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!, I'm gay."
"why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*"
"Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !"
"Happy (Belated) Birthday To Everyone"
"Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"