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Joke of the Day
"Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls."
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"When cats are sad... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Cat: ""Shot of tequilla."" *Bartender pours it.* *Cat slowly pushes it off the bar.* Cat: ""I'll have another."""
"I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday. And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar"
"My friend was knocked down and killed by a speeding truck full of designer Versace dresses The police said he was a fashion victim"
"A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g). He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around."
"I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in 2005."
"Went out to dinner with a cannibal last night.. It cost me an arm and a leg"
"My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight. I guess I'll just put my feet up."
"A baby seal walked into a club... =)"
"Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? Both cant work without chains."