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Joke of the Day
"Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls."
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"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."
"Massive US blizzard advancing north. African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"[sliding $5 to the zookeeper] Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?"
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"Went for a run and now I have to find a way to trade my body in for scrap"
"What do you call a man with a very long, pointy penis? Lance. I'll see myself out."
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