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Joke of the Day
"*gets sentenced to 25 years in prison* *opens twitter app* *looks up* *being released*"
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"What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end"
"This is the story of a man named Jack. Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?"
"This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming."
"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"
"Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can't do stand ups"
"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo)."
"What do radical feminists say when they are about to explode? **RAPE!!!**"