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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long? An OranguTAN!"

"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"

"Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"

"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"

"I don't think my inner child is ever moving out."

"Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again."

"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"

"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."

"I used to want to live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid so I'd say I'm a success compared to that."

"This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf."