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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna say a gay joke Butt fuck it."
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"It's not really murder if you're already dead to me."
"What do you call an angry pirate? A Pirate (A mix between Pirate and Irate)"
"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."
"It is a good thing butt cracks are vertical... If they were horizontal, we would hear clapping every time someone used the stairs."
"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"
"I had diarrhea till 5am It was shitty"
"I touch myself when I think of you Oh! Wait It's not what you're thinking, I mean I'm mostly scratching my head wondering what I saw in you."
"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""
"I don't know why women spend so much money on sunglasses... Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tint the kitchen windows!"