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Joke of the Day
"Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny"
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"Patient: ""It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."" Dentist: ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""
"How would you tell if the Queen was stoned? Her Highness will tell you"
"There are only two types of news: Real news and faux news."
"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."
"I'm like the mafia to my son. He only contacts me when he wants money or protection."
"What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? Endless Bread!"
"Finding Money Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming."
"Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life."
"That which does not kill me... should run."