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Joke of the Day
"What's a terrorist's favorite game? Jenga"
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"I like to surprise cross-eyed people they never see it coming"
"Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song."
"Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
"Jesus was gay. He was nailed by 3 guys."
"When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face"
"What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together."
"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I've learned to hate fun because I want a super buff face."
"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."
"Teacher asks to name 3 great kings Student raises hand and replies fucking, smoking, drinking"