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Joke of the Day

"It's great that they're searching for Amelia Earhart again,, But I think we've got to brace these people,, there's a good chance she's not alive"

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"When I was a kid, we jumped fences, biked without helmets & drank out of public water fountains. It was a dangerous time, full of microbes."
"Where do nazis go on vacation? The holocoast."
"I only have one cardinal rule... Never feed them past 9, because if you do they'll be up and chirping all night"
"What is made of Brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones!"
"ME (wakes up from coma): whatve I missed WIFE: Trump's running for prez & the Cubs are favs to win the World Series M: haha ok but srsly tho"
"Halitosis... is better than no breath."
"To get a job in the Army you need good peoples kills."
"What's a pedophile's favorite wing in a children's hospital? ICU"
"I hope there's a special place in Hell for me. I'd hate to be lumped in with all those other assholes."