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Joke of the Day
"What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common? They both strip for parts!"
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"A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing solely underpants made from cling film... The psychiatrist says 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts!'"
"""What are you reading?"" Great Expectations. ""Is it any good?"" It's not all I hoped for."
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2..."
"Here's a nice Jewish joke my Dad told me A Jewish kid asks his father for 20$. The father responds, ""10$, what on earth do you need 5$ for, I'd be happy with 1$, here's a quarter."""
"How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years? Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!"
"""are you drunk?"" - everyone's response when i send a nice text"
"What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb? Made in Va-China."
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"