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Joke of the Day

"What's common between Canadians and Belgians? They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too."

"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more money than you."

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"

"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."

"What date is it today? 2nd April. Ha!! April fool!"

"What do you call an Arab with a hammer on his head?"

"What do you get when you cross a bungee cord with an owl?? My ass."

"A Quebecer staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. ""Black pepper, or white pepper?"" asked the concierge. ""Toilette pepper!"" yelled the Quebecer."

"China lands on the moon! Salvages antique U.S. flag"

"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money :)"