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Joke of the Day

"What's common between Canadians and Belgians? They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too."

"Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord."

"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"

"What did Lawrence Taylor say when they told him the prostitute he was with 15? ""That bitch told me she was 13!"""

"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."

"An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket."

"Relationships are like houseplants, if they're mine they die"

"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers But the cashier keeps putting it back."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."

"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."