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Joke of the Day

"The man at the grocery store name is Bobby Chubsucker. He was either very popular or made fun of a lot in school."

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up."

"My problem with McDonalds is I can't go retrieve my kids in the play tubes because I can't fit in the play tubes because I eat at McDonalds."

"You must be twins. You're too stupid to be one person. #MyBestInsult"

"Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie? Because he was wayyy far out man."

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he performed brain surgery on himself? Turned out, it was all in his head."

"Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton? He sat under the durian tree."

"What do snakes take for their sniffles? Antihissssstamines!"

"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"

"In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces."