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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over? A dirty double crosser."

"Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a cemetery? They recovered 12,000 bodies."

"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."

"Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical."

"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."

"What's the difference between American and Canadian? A boat."

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."

"If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies He'll be rolling in his grave"

"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."

"Text from husband: Where are you at? Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions."