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Joke of the Day

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then he put a black rubber ball in her mouth with a strap around her head I'm just telling you what I saw"

"What do you call a disease you get from having sex? Infucktious Diseases"

"What do you call a White Woman that has had over 4 Abortions? Income Equality activist"

"*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!"

"I'm a responsible adult Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad and had grapes. Lots of grapes. It was all grapes. It was wine"

"- We buried my mother-in-law yesterday. - Sorry to hear that. When did she die? - My guess would be sometime this morning."

"What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you"

"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."

"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."

"What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad? Chicken Seizure Salad."