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Joke of the Day

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"Just Checked my voicemail. I forgot to buy milk 3 years ago."

"What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism? Christians pay for their sins"

"What makes a juice joke so funny? The punchline"

"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"

"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."

"Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: for a totally legitimate reason Now start fucking laughing"

"What do you call a transvestite in Spanish? HERmano"

"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."

"Q: What two states are opposites? A: Maryland and Misury"