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Joke of the Day

"What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones."

"What does a gay horse eat for dinner? Haaaayyyyyyy"

"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."

"Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band? Because he couldn't tuna piano! ^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"What is white, and 14 inches long. Absolutely nothing."

"Didn't u hate it when as a kid u got the ""mystery flavor"" lollipop & the mystery ended up being that your parents got divorced (Or lemon)?"

"What do women and bass guitars have in common? You have to slap them for people to think you're a good player"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"

"Your Mom's so stupid... That when the teacher asked her to do an essay, she fucked a mexican."

"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"