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"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"
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"I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!"
"Smart-phones... The best thing to happen to sh1tting since the newspaper."
"she had the body of Serena Williams and the penis of Serena Williams"
"breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/"
"Someone ran over a deaf, dumb and blind man near me last night. Poor bloke didn't know what had hit him."
"The church across the street opened a new Jesus-themed ferris wheel. Their accountant told me they needed it to turn a prophet."
"I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'"
"What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman? She delivers."
"What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home? When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!"