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Joke of the Day

"What do women and bass guitars have in common? You have to slap them for people to think you're a good player"

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"My mum fancies my best friend Luckily that's my dad. (2015 Early Father's Day Jokes Co. , you're welcome)"
"You never hear skinny people saying, ""I'm just small boned."""
"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."
"I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar"
"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."
"*pokes forehead* Is this thing on ?"
"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."
"wut equasion do u use when u wanna kno tha prbility that u & ur girl are gonna b 2gether 4ever? bae's theorem"
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