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Joke of the Day

"What do women and bass guitars have in common? You have to slap them for people to think you're a good player"

"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"

"Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door."

"If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer"

"What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!"

"Why doesn't Spiderman like rice? It reminds him of Uncle Ben."

"The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it."

"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"

"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."

"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"