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Joke of the Day

"What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta!"

"What was the first mention of soccer in the bible? When Jesus went up for the cross."

"My wife acts like she wants to have sex, but then we don't. I googled it, it's called cuddling."

"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."

"Why did a Jamaican cry while eating chicken? Because the chicken was a Jerk."

"how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough"

"I have a joke about couches But it's sofa-cking terrible. You don't want to hear it."

"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought."

"Whenever someone says, ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes."

"You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes.."