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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"I suffer from a disease called chronic procrastination... I need to see a doctor about it, but I can do it later."

"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."

"In the medical community, death is referred to as ""Chuck Norris Disease"""

"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"

"What's the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first."

"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."

"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."

"I hate all the political correctness in recent years I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""