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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"A man goes to the doctors, complaining about a pain in his eye. Man: Every time I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye Doctor: Have you tried removing the spoon first"

"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."

"What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball? *makes choking sounds*"

"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."

"I have a step stool... I never knew my real stool."

"Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara She falls for it"

"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""

"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."