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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
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"Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it's a little *too* obvious. Which means it's perfect."
"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."
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