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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
Next Joke
"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."
"What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people? Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome."
"What did the boy gun say to the girl gun? Wanna bang?"
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"
"My son ask me dad why don't I have a mom because she was shocked when I presented you too her and told her here's are new son"
"My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."
"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"
"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."
"[warning: Dad joke] What country has the most internet crimes? E-gypt"