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Joke of the Day

"EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI"

"Ebola Fun Fact Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola wakka wakka"

"Why did the business dog chase his tail? So he could make ends meet!"

"Theoretically, you can't really complain if there's a pubic hair on your everything bagel."

"We had gay burglars in our house last night... They broke in and rearranged all of our furniture."

"what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?"

"To all the US redditors, remember to set the clock back an hour on Sunday and not set the country back 50 years on Tuesday."

"A bunch of religious accounts are following me so I can only assume I'm the subject of a monthly sermon series."

"Toilets and Ketchup! Simply by leaving a few ketchup packets under the toilet seat, you've set the scene for a harmless prank that will leave the recipiant speechless!"

"i'd tell a joke about a vampire but... it'll suck"