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Joke of the Day
"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."
"Hilary clinton married for love Love of power, sure, but it's technically love"
"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"
"Why do so many Muslim students take Intro to Engineering? They heard it was a great place to find 72 virgins."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? It doesn't cost $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year."
"My revenge for being designated driver is putting my car seat warmers on high and convincing my drunk friends that they pee'd in their pants"
"So Trump says he picked a bunch of great people to run the government... But honestly, I've seen better cabinets at IKEA."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? After the delivery (Pls....just let me go and don't hurt my family)"