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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."
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"One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones."
"What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone! From Fargo Ep. 2"
"A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?"
"Saw a personalized license plate that read ""DADSROD"". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about."
"Just got my wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Let's hope the vacuum cleaner works better now."
"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"
"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."
"Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day... ...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate."
"What did the French biologist say to visitors entering the corn maze Enjoy Zea maize!"