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Joke of the Day
"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"
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"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"
"why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed!"
"What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews."
"Why are lesbians always low on cash? Because they're constantly eating out!"
"My girlfriend told me I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!"
"What do you call a rich Chinese person ? cha ching"
"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."
"6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich."
"I was feeling down. My girlfriend told me to go somewhere that I haven't been in a while that would cheer me up. (NSFW) So I stuck it in her ass. I feel much better"