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Joke of the Day

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on cus people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on."

"That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number."

"Guy walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm... ""Honey. This is the pig I've been fucking for the last ten years."" ""That's not a pig, it's a duck!"" ""I was talking to the duck."""

"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"

"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""

"I need puns about tea! (Herbal and medicinal tea) for the chalkboard outside my sisters shop. Please help? Something better than R2Tea2"

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."

"Shout-out to people just out of earshot."

"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."