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Joke of the Day

"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"

"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"

"What Reddit taught me... If I'm doing that too much, I should do it again after 51 seconds."

"Is Miley Cyrus pregnant? Will The government stay shut down? Will the GTA online servers work? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? What is a pirate's favorite letter?"

"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""

"My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did"

"Whispered ""I love you"" to my 2 yo. He whispered ""I know"" back. And w/that, he put his hand down the front of his diaper, and became a pimp."

"Two Snowmen are standing in a field. One snowman turns to the other snowman and says, ""Does it smell like carrots to you?"""

"Can anyone help me. I don't know where to park my boat and all the other captains are making fun of me. im under alot of pier pressure!"