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Joke of the Day
"A large hole appeared outside the local police station. They're looking into it."
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"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."
"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"
"Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians? Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions."
"I'd try to commit suicide, But I'd probably fail like the rest of my life."
"Bi?ch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply"
"Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction. It checks homogloben levels."
"How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What are you talking about? The bulb is fine."
"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""