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Joke of the Day
"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"
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"Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris."
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial."
"""That's me in a nutshell."" A peanut's photo album."
"""I'm turning into my dad"" -worst Animorphs ever"
"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"
"Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy"
"You know what really grinds my gears? Not pushing my clutch pedal down far enough"
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen"