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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy"
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"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. EDIT: Also, I don't want my time to go to waist. Courtesy of /u/Carter127"
"What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4."
"I hate it when auto-correct changes my ""omg"" to ""OMG"" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised."
"A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up."
"After sex I always get out my phone and order my wife a dozen roses. My girlfriend thinks I'm hilarious."
"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""
"My friend called me a grown ass man the other day... ... unfortunately I had to correct him, I'm more of a boob guy."
"I like my women like I like my cars ...All black and twenty eight hundred pounds!"
"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."