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Joke of the Day
"How long is a Chinaman? How long IS a chinaman"
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"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"
"I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment."
"What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow? Aww heel no! Kill me right now."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."
"""Settle down. You can play Whac-a-Mole when the man with the neck tattoo uses up his tokens."" Chuck E Cheese is such a special place."
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.."
"'Two can play that game...' -people who dont understand that's how games usually work"
"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"
"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."