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Joke of the Day
"I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment."
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"I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at."
"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."
"How did my operation go Doc? Dr ; What? Dr ; Omg I've only got half a colon?"
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, But don't bite any other hands either because that is how diseases are spread."
"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"
"A girl just asked me ""When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?"" I told her, ""COMEBACK with a damn sandwich."""
"When your wife says ""It's up to you"", it's not."
"how many calories does hating your job burn"
"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."