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Joke of the Day
"I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment."
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"Maybe I'm not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule"
"You know what makes my blood boil? Temperatures above 100 degrees celsius."
"Life is like a dick pic... Sometimes you get things you don't ask for."
"What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend"
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."
"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!"
"Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? Because they don't like Dicks."
"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."
"Hillary Clinton is sick according to doctors... I pneu it all along."