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Joke of the Day
"'Two can play that game...' -people who dont understand that's how games usually work"
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"*Adding family on Facebook* Before: Fuck bitches, smoke, drink! After: I helped an old lady cross the street."
"my daughter's joke How does the Pope fly to Mass? In his HolyCopter."
"Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid."
"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"
"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today... I said no way, we should be concentrating on locking them up!"
"Why your mom never took you to the zoo They wouldn't allow you to leave"
"It's so cold out, that I don't know who's just wrapping up warm and who's a ninja."
"Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles."
"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball, and tell her to read it."