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Joke of the Day

"'Two can play that game...' -people who dont understand that's how games usually work"

"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."

"I spent a good portion of today sitting in a Snuggie watching Cops. Eventually, they told me to go home and put on pants."

"What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng."

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"

"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."

"*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES"

"Joke - Daily dose of fun.. Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to steal it first."