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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. jk, rolling."

"Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? 7 Pirates are illiterate."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !"

"What happens when you give an Italian a coupon? It makes the Dego buy faster."

"WebMD says pregnancy symptoms are fatigue, tender breasts, irritability, cravings, and headaches. All chicks are pregnant. All. The. Time."

"On your first day as a new parent, walk up to your baby and cry louder than it to assert your dominance."

"If you jump through the hole in a hipster's earlobe you get transported to a SIMS game where the only people are Harry Potter characters"

"(punny) Did you hear about the orgy at the campground? It was in tents"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss... but you won't miss. You've trained your whole life for this. Take the shot. Kill the moon."