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Joke of the Day

"So they say rubbing the Buddha statue's belly gives you good luck... ...imagine if you sucked his dick."

"""It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"" Whatever. The point is, it was two people with contemporary American names."

"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."

"Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper? Well, it's tearable..."

"What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde? TransGinger"

"Did you hear the news about the failed plan to send ISIS a shipment of deactivated bomb vests? People are surprised it's blowing up."

"My girlfriend has been waiting for me to finish my book about old clocks for ages. When I finally gave it to her, all she said was ""It's about time!?"""

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?... ......Roberto"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it."

"I just finished writing a Broadway musical about the dictionary. It's the ultimate play on words."