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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"

"I'm not the hero Gotham deserves. I'm Pete I work at Subway. Do u want extra meetballs."

"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"

"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit..... .....join the Euphemism Society."

"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."

"How come its okay to tackle someone who wants to jump in front of a train but its unacceptable to slap a Big Mac out of their fat face."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free."

"What do you call oral sex with a paraplegic girl? Meals on wheels."

"what's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl? the hunter shoots but can't hit..."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *thwack* fuck... A skydiver goes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *THWACK*"