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Joke of the Day

"When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing? When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver."

"My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now"

"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"

"My friend was in a terrible accident, and now has to breathe through a straw ...you could say he sucks at life."

"StackOverflow developers have the hardest job on the internet. When the site goes down, they have to fix it without StackOverflow"

"If you're a Mayan, I don't even know how you show your fucking face in 2013."

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... ...comes out of nowhere."

"Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile"

"Why does Z hate being at the end of the alphabet? Because he spends all day with a Y's ass."