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Joke of the Day

"A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!"

"Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid... but it was just a fossil arm."

"You literally misuse the word ""literally"" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally."

"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."

"If you're fishing on ice you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!"

"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."

"Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10."

"Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house but that fly is dead."

"10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1's and 0's 10) There are no 2's"

"Money is the root of all wealth."