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Joke of the Day

"You texted ""SORRY"" followed by six ""!""s, and seven was the minimum I was looking for so... apology not accepted"

"i am asking my dad ""Dad you look tired."" ""Oh, you mean the dark circles under my eyes? Those are the shadows of my great deeds."""

"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."

"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."

"already regret the text i'm about to send"

"Michael J. Fox was in a car crash... ...a bystander ran up to check if he was ok. ""Yeah..."" Michael said ""I'm just a little shaken up"""

"Muy Picante: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning"

"I hope that bee enjoyed the close-up of my face because that's the last thing he ever saw. #rip"

"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."