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Joke of the Day
"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."
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"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."
"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"
"How do you know if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."
"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a dog? Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards."
"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"I love when people say to me... Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!"
"If you get behind in your reading check you're not sitting on your book."
"Sometimes, when two people love each other very much, they get married and ruin everything."