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Joke of the Day
"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."
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"hope no vids surface of the time i opened a bag of potato chips and one flew out and hit me in the eye"
"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."
"A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram"
"What's a Judge's favorite drink? Guil-tea!"
"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."
"What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets."
"I dream of the day when automatic paper towel dispensers finally realize the human hand isn't 3 inches long."
"Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? The baby. It was a little Bigger."
"A dyslexic man... A dyslexic man walks into a bra."