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Joke of the Day

"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"

"Did you know if you send a fancy iPhone emoticon to a non-iPhone user, it just shows up as a middle finger?"

"What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade"

"Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most? Foreigner."

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."

"Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted."

"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."

"LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful."

"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"

"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"