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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist."

"If I had a gun and 2 bullets and I was alone in a room with you, Hitler, and Stalin, I'd look at you like how the fuck did we get in this situation."

"What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast? A pastafarian"

"Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets."

"How high are you? Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?"

"When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go."

"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."

"You can't spell grope without GOP."

"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."

"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""