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Joke of the Day

"When you say, ""save me some nachos"" and I say, ""okay"" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying ""I'll never let go""..as she lets go."

"""Latte"" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee."

"How do you like your juice? I like mine gassy and concentrated."

"so you teens like ""selfies"" huh? well if you picked up a bible now and then you would know god did selfies when he created us in his image"

"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"

"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)"

"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"

"If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream."

"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."