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Joke of the Day

"I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying ""utilize"" and ""leverage"" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word ""use""."

"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."

"If you say ""That reminds me of a good story,"" I automatically think ""This story's gonna suck."""

"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""

"What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"

"People don't really care who you are until you lick their face"

"How come about the ""About the Author"" never includes anything negative? ""He was born in Indiana where he's widely regarded as a scumbag."""

"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"

"What did fettuccine say to rigatoni? Que pasta?"