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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"
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"My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class ""Is it ignorance or apathy?"", he said. Honestly, I don't know and I don't care."
"There's a new drinking game... You draw a random card from a deck & if it's black you take a shot.... We call it ""Ferguson"""
"""what if today's the day you learn about tacos and ostriches? You don't want to miss that, do you?"" - me manipulating my kid to school."
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows"
"if ur in a horror movie scenario, a fun way to throw off the ghosts is to put a bed sheet over ur head and say ""i too am a spooky ghost"""
"It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100."
"Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject"
"There are three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."
"WIFE: Don't embarrass me in front of my boss, he's colorblind ME: Duh [later at party] ME: [to boss] So when did you learn Colorbraille?"