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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"

"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."

"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco"

"78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet"

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."

"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"

"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"

"Donald Trump and the 2016 Presidential Election I would make a political joke about it but then it would get elected."

"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."

"""I enjoy long walks on the bitch."" -a flea's online dating profile"