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Joke of the Day

"What's the cheapest meat available? Deer testicles, it's under a buck."

"What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears? The Tchernobyl cowboy."

"Police Officer: How high are you? Drug addict: No officer, it's Hi how are you?"

"I <3 W... Valentine's day TXT message you send twins if you are unsure which one you are sending the message."

"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? An Octopussy."

"I know why I study with the blinds closed. The reason awful, ghastly... I shutter to think"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."

"Him: You drank all that Coke? Me: Well, with my rum.. Him: ... Me: ... Me: How many beers did you have today? Him: Good talk, honey."

"The girl that cut my hair said ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" and now I'm permanently banned from Famous Hair."

"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"